Subject: Architorture
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARCHITECTURE WHEN...
> 1. ...the alarm clock tells you when to go to sleep.
> 2. ...when someone offers you a Bic pen, you feel
offended.
> 3. ...you know what UHU glue stick tastes like.
> 4. ...you CELEBRATE space
> 5. ...coffee and cokes are tools, not treats.
> 6. ...people get nauseous just by smelling your
caffeine breath.
> 7. ...you buy 50 dollar magazines that you haven't read
yet.
> 8. ...you think it's possible to CREATE space.
> 9. ...you've slept more than 20 hours non-stop in a
single weekend.
> 10. ...you fight with inanimate objects.
> 11. ...you've fallen asleep in the restroom.
> 12. ...your brother or sister thinks he or she is an only
child.
> 13. ...you've listened to all your cds in less than 48
hours.
> 14. ...you're not seen in public.
> 15. ...you lose your house keys for a week and you
don't even notice.
> 16. ...you've brushed your teeth and washed your hair
in the office restroom.
> 17. ...you've discovered the benefits of having none or
very short hair.
or you've started to appreciate inheriting baldness.
> 18. ...you've used an entire role of film to photograph
the sidewalk.
> 19. ...you know the exact time the vending machines are
refilled.
> 20. ...you always carry your deodorant.
> 21. ...you become excellent at recycling when making
models.
> 22. ...when you try to communicate, you make a
continuous and monotonous whine.
> 23. ...you've danced YMCA with excellent choreography
at 3 am and without a
single drop of alcohol in your body.
> 24. ...you take notes and messages with a rapidograph
and color markers.
> 25. ...you combine breakfast, lunch and dinner into one
single meal.
> 26. ...you see holidays only as extra sleeping time.
> 27. ...you've got more photographs of buildings than of
actual people.
> 28. ...you've taken your girlfriend (boyfriend) on a
date to a construction site.
> 29. ...you've realised that french curves are not that
exciting.
> 30. ...you can live without human contact, food or
daylight, but if you can't make prints, it's chaos.
> 31 ....when youre being shown pictures of a trip, you ask
what the human scale is.
> 32. ...you can use Photoshop, Illustrator and make a
web page, but you don't know how to use
Excel.
> 33. ...You refer to great architects (dead or alive) by
their first name as if you knew them.
(Frank, Corbu, Mies, Norman...)
